Freitag Fünf
1. What are your favorite ways to relax and unwind?
I sit down and watch tv while my kitty pesters me for love and attention. Or I watch Harry Potter, both a tool to relax and masturbatory material. Except I don’t masturbate, I probably should, maybe it would release some of the pent up angst. The main way of me unwinding is posting here. If I’m extremely worked up, I rant a little and the world is happy again with a less bitchy, angsty diva.
2. What do you do the moment you get home from work/school/errands?
Put my keys down as I’m greeting my roommates. Then my bookbag and purse. Then I take off my boots. Then I bitch about the jackass who is able to go off on some string of derogatory slang terms for their race. Then I pet Poopoos. Afterwards, I sit down and watch tv or I eat. It all depends on the day. Monday and Tuesday I have it pretty easy so I just come home after picking up covzilla. Wednesdays and Thursdays I get home around 9:30 and am usually doing the peepee dance. Fridays are either I’m going to Connecticut days or I’m coming home to nap.
3. What are your favorite aromatherapeutic smells?
Well they’re probably someone else’s, but my current scents that act like aromatherapy are MacIntosh and Rose. I often use Dove to calm me down. It reminds me of my mother and it brings a sense of security in my extremely stressed life.
4. Do you feel more relaxed with a group of friends or hanging out by yourself?
I feel more relaxed with a group of friends. Left to myself, I would have a panic attack and start throwing breakable items across the room. I’ve done this before. My friends are all pretty mellow; I’m the Tweak of the South Park group. Just like this morning, I was freaking out because I left my cell phone in the car and had them searching for it with me. Of course Mastah P was trying to calm me saying I probably mental went back into the car and grabbed it when I didn’t. He was right. Sorry man, I was such a flake this morning.
5. What is something that you feel is relaxing but most people don't?
Plotting death and destruction. I always enjoy the fleeting moment when I picture the bane of my current anger dying in a multitude of ways. E.coli in the water, anabuse in their salad, dismemberment, decapitation, summoning c’thulhu on their soul, and that cool move Vader does by suffocating a person without touching them. Now that’s a power I wish I possessed.
12:12 PM
it's all good...we've all been guilty of being flaky at some point.
Posted by: mastah p at September 27, 2002 04:18 PM
you'''rre good just spent an hour or so reading
anabuse hey?
Posted by: chefchick48 at May 26, 2003 01:22 AM
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