bitterdiva

She's a bitch

I hate your girlfriend and that’s unanimously true
Thoughts of her fill me with rage
I wish I could tell you how I truly feel
If you think I’m jealous you’re mistaken, I’m full of pity for you.

She treats you like a chump and she calls inappropriate names to our faces.
She’s bored with your style and with your interests.
She only cares about herself and thinks she’s better than everyone else.

Incessantly she goes on about the places she’s been
She flirted with my friends and my boyfriend
She tells stories from a time that took place on the same day
She thinks her tongue is the greatest of all

She’ll break your heart and make your life miserable
She’s manipulated your mind and cornered you into doing everything she’s wanted
She’ll displace you from your family and your friends
She’ll leave you a quivering pile of man

I will not speak when the time is right
I give you this literary device as a warning
I care about you as a friend to have you make a mistake
But if you decide I’m crazy then say so, I just hope I’m wrong and you’ll be happy.

Just know this: I hate your girlfriend.

01:41 PM

Comments

Post a comment