bitterdiva

In my room with lord vader

When I'm alone and scared I look over to Lord Vader who protects me from the gremlins and the aliens threatening a take over of my room.

When I was younger I used to believe that robbers and aliens would come into my room and kill me. My only protection (in my mind) was the vast quanities of clothes and items piled on my bed and floor. Somehow I thought that this extraordinary mess that I created would keep me safe and no one would see me under the heap of crap on my bed.

Then I grew older and realized not that there's no such thing as aliens, but that aliens would be able to see me because of their advanced ocular abilities and telepathy powers. I should have then created a suit out of tinfoil, but my mother having already started to worry about my psychological makeup, decided that it would be best if I just forgot about the situation.

To this day my family believes that I was just a dirty kid. Little did they know my paranoia and delusional thoughts! Silly parents.

11:16 PM

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