bitterdiva

Hoser, eh?

In an attempt to further understand my northern neighbors, those wacky residents of Canadia, I would like a Canadian/American English dictionary. Full of idioms and hoser-speak. I was searching the net for something like this but the only thing I was actually able to find was some hoser's rendition.

I think Canadian's are sechzi. I've dated one, he was sechzi. Maybe I should preface that with I want a ice hockey playing Canadian goon. Trust me, not all Canadians play hockey much to my dismay. Understandably, if someone said to me I play hockey and knew everything about hockey, I couldn't distinguish between a lie and the truth. Especially separated by a border, couple of hundreds of miles, and the fact that it was summer and there being virtually no ice.

So yeah, any Canadian English speaking mofos out there that actually read this pathetic site (which I still have yet to redesign) send me a list of all your terms with the American equivalent. And if you are a sechzi canadian hockey playing mofo, send me a picture so I may lust after you for days on end.

01:50 PM

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Posted by: mike at May 8, 2002 03:51 PM

Posted by: zazen at May 10, 2002 11:45 AM

Posted by: bitterdiva at May 10, 2002 01:43 PM

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